this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
im so uncomfortable
lmfao if a guy ever tried to pull this on me i’d stick the cigarette so far up his butthole so that every time he farted his butthole would be smoking a cigarette now that’s what i call a metaphor
Q:How do dick pics make u feel?
make me choose : Ellie or
Clementine[requested by anon]
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO